Who let the dogs out?

WhoHa.

I think every time I write these days it gets longer and longer before I write again. Either way, it's been a while! So let me take you on an adventure into the past couple exciting weeks of my life!

Okay so it's been almost 3 weeks! What has been going on? Not much. Well okay, that's not entirely true. So last weekend there was a few birthdays. First there was McKylie. We went to Whisky Jacks and I must say I was rather impressed! Great music, typical bar scene, but great music! Also, we had a "show"...

I say "show" because it resembled the beginning of a porno and I can only imagine how their night ended! So we got there, met Scott and we were all standing at the bar watching the drunkards get their dance on when Lynds and I spotted them! (Well they were sitting like right in front of us actually, but for the sake of the story we spotted them!) They were sitting on 2 stools around the dance floor. About 40 years old, also looked like your average 40 year olds. Not bar star looking or anything, if you passed them on the street you wouldn't think anything out of the ordinary. So the lady started by putting her hands on her husband/boyfriend's legs and they were just swaying to the music. Then the next thing you know they're making out... It only escalated from there. By the end of the "show" they were on one stool full on making out with the lady dry humping the life out of this guys leg. But the guy wasn't so innocent here, he had his hands all over her "assisting" with the humping of the leg. All while he was watching the young girls dance on the dance floor. It was like a bad accident, you wanted to look away but you couldn't. At one point Lynds even said "Are we on an episode of candid camera or something?!" because it was that unbelievable!

So after that exciting birthday we will move onto the "showless" (thank goodness) birthday party for the awesome little man Carson! What a guy that Carson - Top notch gentleman. Hard to believe he's already one year old!! I am happy to report that his party was not at Whisky Jacks. Nope, instead Lisa chose to take him swimming! Okay wait, let's go back to the "I can't believe he's one year old!" Oy yoy yoy, that means Lisa is getting old! I mean, I guess I'm getting old too but Lisa will always be older than me so I have nothing to worry about! I would like to send a special Thank You out to Lisa's mom for having her before I was born so I can always resort back to that and feel much better about myself :)

And finally, the last birthday. Old man Blair. Yep, that's what all the little kiddies in the neighbourhood call him now. He is officially like 100 (minus 76) but pretty much on the verge of retirement either way. So on Monday, which was his birthday, we started out by looking at old folks homes for him. We found a few nice ones but we're going to keep looking because all the places we looked at had lights out at 10:00 pm but Blair is in bed by 8:30 on most nights unless Larry King is on (I'm pretty sure they went to school together). Then we went for a nice brunch, I had eggs Benedict and he had a glass of Metamucil and a bran muffin. Then we went for a brisk walk in the park but it didn't last long because old man Blair forgot to refill his oxygen tank and his lungs just aren't what they used to be! Then we went home and had a quiet evening consisting of solitaire and the TV turned up really loud. It was a nice day.

Naaaahhh, the only truth in there was that I had eggs Benedict for breakfast (he did too). So for real we went for breakfast and then went snowboarding. Yes, I fell and it hurt. But it was tons-o-fun! There was next to no one out there all day and it was bea-utiful!! Too bad the hills weren't real hills! Oh well I still had fun!

So another exciting event.. I went to yoga last night. Holly molly, that's all I can say. Why haven't I been doing that my whole life?! When we were walking out of there I felt so stress free! It was weird. But nice. But weird. I'll definitely be going again and again. I wish I could just be in yoga forever!

So, since I was deathly ill on Monday and Tuesday I have piles of work to do this week and I must get back. I will try and not be such a stranger now a days. Here's something to you, from me :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBMXizuSUE