When my world goes crazy, you're right there to save me.

Oh hello!

So it's been almost 2 months. I'm fully aware of this, yes. Lisa and Blair have been sure to point it out to me as well (thanks guys). I don't know why though.. they're two of the people who know the most about what's going on in my life anyways.. Maybe they just have nothing better to do than bother me about it (yea, I said it).

Okay so lately not much has been going on. Really! Well this morning Freckles pooped on the floor, but what's new, right? She has officially been banned from Uncle Billy's house until she learns to pee outside not inside. I don't blame him, she peed right on the leaf on his Toronto mat! I wish I could ban her too. Stupid dog.

SO, I think I have decided that umpiring is not for me. I've been debating it since my course. Yes, I need a part-time job but I think I'll look elsewhere. The reason I'm deciding this? I'm going in not knowing much. The "training" they gave us was all the stuff I already knew and none of the stuff I didn't know. I could go in and I know the rules backwards but that does me no good if I don't know how to make a call! I don't know if they were assuming that everyone would know how to call a game? Well, either way, I fell like they were just throwing us in it and I know that as a ref of anything you can't just jump in and not know what your doing or, to put it nicely, you'll get eaten alive and die. And I have no desire to even attempt to go call a game not knowing the calls!

Here's what you should do:

Everyone should go see Hot Tub Time Machine. Oh my goodness, one word - Hilarious. Then again, I find everything hilarious so you may not like it. But Scott liked it too! ...Then again, he's exactly like me so you may not like it. But I did.

OKAY, so everyone who watches Vampire Diaries... Make sure you watch it tonight! Stephan was drinking human blood at the end of last show! HuuuUUUUUUU! For those of you that don't watch it... Shut up (Blair). Hey bet you didn't know that Stephan was in the OC! He worked at the restaurant for a while with Ryan. Then he tried to shoot Seth and that was the end of his run on the OC. Okay, so now I sound like mega nerdo.

Exciting...

This summer should be pretty bitchin. Let's start it with slo-pitch starting VERY very soon!! Holly Toledo I can't wait! Then some camping!! Holly Toledo I can't wait! THEN JASON ALDEAN. Oh my goodness I really cannot wait. I'm beyond excited! Yes, if you read my blog a lot you know I love him. A lot. A lot a lot! Oh and the stampede that weekend too but that's small potatoes compared to Jason mutha effin Aldean. Hey have you heard his new song? Yea, I love it.

So back to what else is exciting... Camping. Camping. Ball. Camping. You know... I'm pretty excited for August because so far I've got only yes's on camping! Anyone who came out last time I got everyone together knows that it is the best time EVER. So it will only be better I'm sure! And one more thing I'm hoping will happen.. A little trip to New Brunswick in September :) But that is pending. If I get a job then I'll probably be on a big ol' Jet Airliner come September to the little town of Woodstock! (Don't know if you seen what I did there.. Big old jet airliner, don't carry me to far away! Big old jet airliner, kuz it's here that I got to stay! I've been from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma... Yea, it's a song. Now it's stuck in my head.)

What's in Woodstock you ask.. Well not much. But my favorite "not aunt and uncle" aunt and uncle live there. They were just here for a month and they left this morning :( So hopefully I can go visit when my ma goes down! Fingers crossed!

Camaro

Last night I took Scott car shopping. He wants a Cadillac for some reason. Anyways, we first went to the dealership on Whyte and when we walked in sitting in the showroom is all it's glory..... a shiny little Lamborghini. ...We couldn't test drive it though unfortunately :( If you weren't aware, if I ever come into a ridiculous amount of money and I have nothing to spend it on a grayish blue Lamborghini will be parked in my garage. (Parked probably because I got my licence taken away due to driving it at death defying speeds). Oh golly, they're just beauties!

Next though, was a slightly more reasonable (SLIGHTLY) 2010 black supercharged Camaro. EFF. It was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. It was only a mere $60,000.00.. no big deal. But let me tell you, if the salesman wasn't standing there watching my every move I probably would have been arrested for public indecency with that car. Seriously, it was the most amazing thing in the world. I offered to trade my Yaris for it but the guy just laughed. He didn't even say anything, just laughed.. in my face. So I got back in my tiny Yaris and we pealed out of the parking lot at mach 1 speeds. We looked bad ass. ..in my tiny micro car with Scott in the passenger seat all smooshed in there head touching the roof and me with my sunglasses and overall bad ass persona. Yea, we made that look good.

Next Up...

So I was on the Leafs website yesterday just reading stuff and it was saying that this summer when Kaberle's no-trade contract opens up he's probably going to get traded. That is HORRIBLE news. I never would have imagined the day. But I was also reading about how they may have found someone to step up into Sundin's shoes and take the big 'C'! Phaneuff! Who woulda thunk it? Well okay, it didn't really suprise me. But in my eyes Sundin will always be the Leafs captian. And Domi will always live on. And if Kabbie gets traded... well we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Also, I must admit my jealousy. And also throw out and idea for a birthday present, friends :) (I've been doing that a lot this year with the bday present ideas.. I hope that you all know I'm kidding because I'm starting to sound like Lisa! HA! NO OFFENCE LISA I.L.U.). So what exactly am I jealous about? Well SOMEONE got a Phaneuff jersey for their birthday and I can't seem to convince him to give it up to his favorite person (me)! I know if it was the other way around I would definitely give it to him! But no dice. ...I'll remember that :

OH! I saw something funny on the news yesterday! Speaking of hockey... A reporter asked Hillary Duff who she thought would win the cup this year. Her reply: "I don't know, whatever team my boyfriend plays for... The Oilers!" Hahahaha, I actually really like Hillary Duff but yoooou idiot. Good job standing by your man. Too bad he LITERALLY has no chance hah!

"Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict"

Yes, you read that correctly. I was reading the news this morning and this caught my attention.. Here is the article:

"A woman in the United Kingdom says she has the urge to have sex up to 10 times a day after she fell off her Wii Fit board.
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the U.K.'s Daily Star. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."
A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.
She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.
Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend."

Interesting hey? Makes you wonder... But hey! Single guys, if your looking for a lady friend, I'm sure she would be a confidence booster :)

Anyways, I should be getting to work. Here is the song I was being lame about earlier.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGF_0AcHaGs

Magic Bullet.. sound like it doesn't belong in your kitchen!

Two in a row, could this be?

Yes, second day in a row! Like I've said before; I spoil you guys. So I decided that I should start writing more these days for two reasons..

One: I would like to tell you all about how productive I've been lately in going to the gym and such. And I think that if I brag about getting up before work to go work out, if I stop, I'll have to tell you all too and then I'll feel like a failure! Therefor, you will all keep me motivated!

Two: Well Blair, I know your reading this because you will have nothing better to do while your gonezo so I will take the liberty of keeping you occupado for a few minutes whenever I can :)

So, back to one. Yes, I STILL have been getting up before work to go to the gym! Well, when I don't have hockey to midnight or have anything else keeping up that late. But if I don't go before work I try to take it out on myself the next time I go. I think it's a decent system! Speaking of systems, I have also started tanning again. For those of you who go thru this every year with me, I know, it's useless for me. But I say it every year - I'm determined to make this year different! I WILL NOT be the ghost at the lake this year! ....Well, *as much* of a ghost anyways, I realize there is no hope for me.

And now, back to two. Blaiiiir had to go and leave me all alone because apparently making money is more important that spending time with his amazing girlfriend. Nah, just jokes. I'm pretty understanding. Or, I like to think so anyways.. I mean I know of some people who wouldn't even dream of not seeing their boyfriend for even 2 days. GOD FORBID 10!

Well Friday, we meet again.

Friday started like a Friday would start. With an exception.. them mofo's at Rogers suspended my account because I haven't paid my bill for a while (woops). Soo I tried to check my voicemail and they redirected me. Then I paid and had to call them to get it turned back on. But the lady was really nice so it was all okay in the end. So then I got to work and went down to get a yogurt and chai latte for breakfast and the stupid guy made my latte wrong (How dare he!). I didn't even get any foam on top of it and that's my favorite part! I lovesss the latte foam. So I came upstairs disappointed and ate my delish yogurt and drank my foam less latte and got to work.

Then my morning was going pretty routine until Jess text me and said she got her Alice Cooper/Rob Zombie tickets. Well, I was SUPPOSED to go with her so I'm pretty bummed now because I have to find someone else to go with. Thanks Jess, you asshole!

Well one good thing about Friday's is lunch time. I get to watch last night's episodes of Vampire Diaries and Grey's Anatomy. (Well one or the other, I don't have that much time!) Talking about it now, I wish it was lunch time! ..Not for an hour though.

Facebook is dying.

To me anyways. I'm over it. I mean, I'll still check it on a daily basis and I will still check it on my phone when I'm bored... but I won't like it!

You know whats really starting to get on my nerves? Chronic status updaters. We all have them. I've even deleted my fair share because they are so annoying! You've got the one whose always heart broken for some reason. The one who is always "Bar tonite, text me!" but can't actually spell. The one who is "So in love with the greatest boyfriend ever" *barf in my mouth*. And I've got one who always "just had the greatest workout ever. It feels so good to be in shape"... who cares. I've also got the song quoter and the philosopher who of coarse are good friends. I just can't handle them anymore! At some point people have to realize that no one cares, right? I'm not talking about the people who say things sometimes, or even all the time but it's not annoying. I'm talking the "Updaters". I can't handle them!

Well lads and gents, I have to whiz so this is the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN9y2vTdUs&feature=related

Who let the dogs out?

WhoHa.

I think every time I write these days it gets longer and longer before I write again. Either way, it's been a while! So let me take you on an adventure into the past couple exciting weeks of my life!

Okay so it's been almost 3 weeks! What has been going on? Not much. Well okay, that's not entirely true. So last weekend there was a few birthdays. First there was McKylie. We went to Whisky Jacks and I must say I was rather impressed! Great music, typical bar scene, but great music! Also, we had a "show"...

I say "show" because it resembled the beginning of a porno and I can only imagine how their night ended! So we got there, met Scott and we were all standing at the bar watching the drunkards get their dance on when Lynds and I spotted them! (Well they were sitting like right in front of us actually, but for the sake of the story we spotted them!) They were sitting on 2 stools around the dance floor. About 40 years old, also looked like your average 40 year olds. Not bar star looking or anything, if you passed them on the street you wouldn't think anything out of the ordinary. So the lady started by putting her hands on her husband/boyfriend's legs and they were just swaying to the music. Then the next thing you know they're making out... It only escalated from there. By the end of the "show" they were on one stool full on making out with the lady dry humping the life out of this guys leg. But the guy wasn't so innocent here, he had his hands all over her "assisting" with the humping of the leg. All while he was watching the young girls dance on the dance floor. It was like a bad accident, you wanted to look away but you couldn't. At one point Lynds even said "Are we on an episode of candid camera or something?!" because it was that unbelievable!

So after that exciting birthday we will move onto the "showless" (thank goodness) birthday party for the awesome little man Carson! What a guy that Carson - Top notch gentleman. Hard to believe he's already one year old!! I am happy to report that his party was not at Whisky Jacks. Nope, instead Lisa chose to take him swimming! Okay wait, let's go back to the "I can't believe he's one year old!" Oy yoy yoy, that means Lisa is getting old! I mean, I guess I'm getting old too but Lisa will always be older than me so I have nothing to worry about! I would like to send a special Thank You out to Lisa's mom for having her before I was born so I can always resort back to that and feel much better about myself :)

And finally, the last birthday. Old man Blair. Yep, that's what all the little kiddies in the neighbourhood call him now. He is officially like 100 (minus 76) but pretty much on the verge of retirement either way. So on Monday, which was his birthday, we started out by looking at old folks homes for him. We found a few nice ones but we're going to keep looking because all the places we looked at had lights out at 10:00 pm but Blair is in bed by 8:30 on most nights unless Larry King is on (I'm pretty sure they went to school together). Then we went for a nice brunch, I had eggs Benedict and he had a glass of Metamucil and a bran muffin. Then we went for a brisk walk in the park but it didn't last long because old man Blair forgot to refill his oxygen tank and his lungs just aren't what they used to be! Then we went home and had a quiet evening consisting of solitaire and the TV turned up really loud. It was a nice day.

Naaaahhh, the only truth in there was that I had eggs Benedict for breakfast (he did too). So for real we went for breakfast and then went snowboarding. Yes, I fell and it hurt. But it was tons-o-fun! There was next to no one out there all day and it was bea-utiful!! Too bad the hills weren't real hills! Oh well I still had fun!

So another exciting event.. I went to yoga last night. Holly molly, that's all I can say. Why haven't I been doing that my whole life?! When we were walking out of there I felt so stress free! It was weird. But nice. But weird. I'll definitely be going again and again. I wish I could just be in yoga forever!

So, since I was deathly ill on Monday and Tuesday I have piles of work to do this week and I must get back. I will try and not be such a stranger now a days. Here's something to you, from me :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBMXizuSUE

Lil Wayne looks like he would steal your children.

People gettin' high, people gettin' low, people gettin no where cause they don't know where to go.

Back to the usual this week. Last week was nice. I worked Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.. that's it! So I thought I would have a pretty laid back weekend but I actually did stuff! Weird for me. Friday I did a BUNCH of running around and then kickity kicked it with McLyndsay for a bit and then Blair and I had a movie night... Oh what a movie night :)

So let me tell you what movies NEVER to rent.. Psycho Ward: Coolest cover ever. Worst movie ever. I was in the mood for a scary movie so I picked that one. It was the WORST movie ever made. No no I'm not talking like a cheesy B movie. It was beyond that. It was like a bunch of kids decided to make a scary movie but it didn't work out for them. Best thing about that movie was Dr. Magellin. Just because of his name. ...I know, that's how bad it was.

Next up was Year One. Now I will admit I may not have been awake for the whole thing but from what I seen it was pretty lame. It had a few funny lines and stuff but overall, I was asleep. Next movie night I'm leaving the movie choosing up to Blair. (That's your fair warning, Blair. Better start making a list.)

So that leads me to Saturday. I had 2 hockey games. Uhh. Well I guess I really only played one because our ref never showed up for the second one. Gee thanks for making me hustle my ass there and miss dinner with the team, all so we could play some shinny, REF. Gosh refs are lame.

Sunday Funday. That's what went down there. It consisted of cleaning Paco out, sweating it out at the gym followed by laundry. ...Like I said, Sunday Funday.

4:45am.

That's what time I wake up now. So I had this brilliant idea.. Hey, let's go to the gym before work instead of after work! Gym opens at 5:30 which means we're there! This morning was day 1. Here's how it goes.. Up at 4:45 leave at 5:05 pick Alyssa up and head to the gym for 5:30. ...5:30. Uh 5:30. Just saying 5:30 makes me tired.

Here's the thing though. It wasn't as bad as it sounds. We're there for an hour and it's all old people and they're all chipper and ready to take on the day. We get up to the machines and giver followed by some other gym type stuff. Then I go to work. It's actually pretty sweet. By the time we left we were wide awake and felt awesome! We were the people that say "Good morning" all happy and awake - and mean it. You know, the ones you want to punch in the face... I think it'll work good for us, as long as we don't get punched in the face.

PacoPacoPaco...

Feels like the end of an era for him and I. I sold him. I'm a horrible person, just throwing him out like he's nothing!

Okayyyyyyyy, it's a car. I'm over it. Poor Paco. But I'm happy to be getting my parking stall back! Oh boy that's going to be nice. I won't have to park on the street with all those hooligans running around our neighbourhood. ......Listen to me. I used to be one of those hooligans and I would never bust up someones car, that's a dick move and a half. But still, I'm shaky about parking out front every time! At least there are cameras in the parking lot.

Crazy hooligans.

So, I've got mac and cheese for lunch. Jealous?

Ludacris is one of my super favorites (if you didn't know). Here's his new song :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93CopJFD5_E

No L-O-I-T-E-R-I-N-G a-llowed.

"Dickshanary" -Lisa muthaf*ckin Ursel... my hero.

This just made my whole day. Lisa pretty much had her own language when she was younger. I have a shoebox full of notes from her, back when we had our "Pen Pal Club" in elementary, and it takes a specialized superhuman to make out what they say.

Oh yea, we totally had a Pen Pal Club. Lisa was the sole founder and CEO of it. She kept us all in line. There was Lisa, myself, Kelley Yee, and Jenny. Haha what a bunch. The reason I remember this is because on the notes I have at the bottom of everyone it said "P.S. Why don't you rite*(Lisa spelling) to Kelly and Jenny to?" Because I always only wrote to Lisa.


So I also have this other note in "The Box" it makes me laugh every time I think about it! Here is what it says. "Dear Amanda, I'm sorry I told Stephine you said she was a brownie. Can we still be friends? From Lisa. BFF" AHAHA So Stephanie was this girl that was the biggest baby EVER and she used to cry all the time and she may have not been exactly white.. Apparently I was a horrible little kid that called a black person a brownie :S I probably made her cry. And to top it all off, I guess I said it behind her back because Lisa told her I said it. I think I was a bully and Lisa was a sh*t disturber. ...Sounds about right for us.


Okay but wait, let me tell you about this Stephanie girl though! She told on me for EVERYTHING. And she cried like every time I talked to her! I don't think I was THAT mean to her! So this one time we were cleaning our desks in grade 5 and I had the bucket of water at my desk and stupid Stephanie sat by me so she was using it too. So she walked somewhere and as she was walking back she stepped right in the bucket (HA) and to top it off, it got stuck on her foot for a second! So naturally I laughed and even Mrs. Corrigal laughed!!! And Stephanie didn't see the humor. She instantly started crying and then ran to the bathroom (with her soaking wet foot ha ha) and she didn't come out for like and hour! What a baby, it was hilarious.

Detail challenged..

So, in light of recent events (Blair driving me to work this morning) it was brought to my attention that I did not go into enough detail in regards to my wicked awesome date last weekend! I would like to share with you all what went on this magical evening, better known as Saturday February 6, 2010.


Well it started out like any other evening, really. Except I was scrambling around my house trying to find something to wear. Throwing clothes on and off and back on again. Finally, I found it! As I finished getting dressed my door buzzer goes. I open the door and there was Blair, standing there looking all cute in his earlier mentioned slacks with blood running down his nose (he had a nose bleed, there was no domestic violence involved whatsoever). He was informing me that my chariot awaits.


Well the chariot had to wait about a half hour because he was there at 7:00 (on time.. a rather strange phenomenon) and we didn't have to be there until 8:00. At this point it was a surprise as to where he was taking me, all I knew is that we had to be there at 8:00 and that we were going to see Avitar afterwards. So the drive there was rather uneventful in comparison to the walk to the restaurant from our parking stall (18 blocks away). As we got closer to the doors a "residentially challenged" man (as he referred to himself) approached us. He wanted to know if he could "ask us an applicable question". I was totally fine with just walking on by but I think his large vocabulary wooed Blair into listening. His vernacular skills were quite impressive for a residentially challenged drunk-o.


After he slipped a few big words into his speech that did not quite make sense, Blair gave in. Then we carried on to the restaurant. Here is the main detail I left out earlier! We went to Von's. It was very impressive and delicious! So all in all, it was a wonderful night AND Blair smelt pretty good. I'm sorry for saying you smelt bad, okay.

Freckles Beckles Bo Beckles Banana Fanna Fo Feckles... Freckles.

So here's a little story.. Last night was clean sheet night. I love clean sheet night! So I took them out of the dryer and put them on my bed and threw my duvet on and oh goodness it just looked SO comfortable! So I got out of the bath and decided to paint the tosies. Freckles and I were sitting on my bed and she was just sitting and watching me, nothing out of the ordinary. And all of a sudden I look at her and she hadn't moved but she was staring at me all intense like. Then I realized it! She was peeing!!! B*TCH. She peed on my clean comfy looking bed that I had full intentions of laying in when I was finished!


I was NOT impressed! So I threw her into her kennel for the rest of her life and threw my duvet into the washer and went a laid on the couch angry and watched some lovely OC. Stupid dog. Here's a picture for you guys. Yea, I know she's cute. And she knows it too.

Okay, 3 days in a row? I spoil you guys sometimes. Here's a song... Rated R - proceed with caution. I don't know why I like this song.. it's pretty trashy.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUVyn9Q-lYE&feature=related And if you don't enjoy Dirty Mary, here is some less intense Crazy Mary.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ziGoJBLnRA

"I like you because you smile at me and mean it."

Working is... overrated.

I don't feel like work today. Therefor I will sit and babble on for a while right here! It's weird because before I became a government minion I was actually a very hard worker and I enjoyed it. These days, this is my hard work. It's very draining. I know, I sit at a desk all day on the computer. How could that possibly be draining? It's boring. It's not challenging. It's repetitive. It's very routine.

It's not for me!

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer. Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

So lately (as in the last few months) I've been having some horrible dreams. Like nightmares, I guess. But not like scary monster nightmares or anything. Just really horrible dreams. I don't want to talk about what they are because I feel horrible for dreaming of these things, not that it's my fault but I wake up and feel SO guilty because I just played these stories out in my head. I'll wake up all tensed up in a ball on my bed and last night I woke up because Freckles was licking my face because I was crying.. Well I didn't know I was crying or anything and I woke up and was quite confused. I was sleep crying..? Weirdo.

Anyways, these dreams started out as just a little thing where I wouldn't wake up at all and they would just lead into another dream and I would forget about them. Then they got somewhat worse to where I would wake up for a minute and have to clear my head and could go back to sleep. Now I just wake up and sit there and then don't want to fall back asleep because I can't believe what I just dreamt.

I think when I get home today I'm going to whip out the dream books and take a gander. I love my dream books, I don't know why. Dreams fascinate me because there is always a relation to something in your life weather you know it or not. Seriously, take a look at a dream book and think about your last dream. It's weird how it comes together.

Okay, I'll start sounding cool again..

So yesterday I found this tin of change and I decided to roll it. Here's what I got... A bunch of pennies (I don't know how many, I just threw them into my penny jar), 9 dimes, 3 quarters and *drum roll* 120 nickles! What I would like to know is how the hell a person acquires 120 nickles? That is $6.00 in nickles. I think it's because nickles are like pennies these days.. useless and annoying. Nothing is 5 cents anymore. You can't even buy a "5 cent candy" for 5 cents because they tax it. They tax a 5 cent candy... Oh brother.

So here's what I did with my $7.65. I treated myself to some delicious McDonald's. Which turned out to be gross (who knew?!) and I wish I had saved that $7.65 for something better. Oh and I also drove across the street to McDonald's so I used some gas as well which will also cost me a few cents. HA I drove across the street with 120 nickles to McDonald's. Hello, my name is Broke, Lazy and soon to be obese and I live in the trailer park just down the way :)

Panic ridden.

So I just looked at my calender today and realized something. Our lease is up in July.. Holly panic batman. I don't want to move again. I have too much stuff. Maybe I'll throw it all out and take up drifting... Maybe we'll stay there for a while longer? Oh boy, who knows. But I feel like it's coming up so soon even though we are only half way through the lease. I think we'll move.. I'm sure Freckles will appreciate a bigger house. I got a small dog because I obviously didn't want a big dog in out tiny condo but even having Freckles in there I feel bad. But I think if I move into a bigger place I will instantly feel the need to find Freckles a much larger brother or sister so maybe that won't be a good idea yet.

Ahhhhh well, I must end this jibber jabber now. Here is my very favorite Kenny Chesney song :) Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aHbsbcbibw

Jimmy was... off the hook.

Today this one is dedicated to the complainer. No not Lisa this time! (Weird, I thought she was the only one who actually read this crap!) This one is for Blair.

So it's been a while! But I don't have much going on lately so I don't have much to talk about. I guess I better find something to talk about..

Ahhh who am I kidding, of coarse I have something to talk about!

I am that person.

So my mom got me some cherry Hershey kisses for Valentines Day! Oh my mom.. Yep, she still gets us chocolates for V-Day. She's also still the Easter Bunny as well as Santa :) I have the coolest mom ever, trust me. So anyways, why am I "that person"? Well today I brought the bag to work with me and put them in a dish on my desk to share with everyone! So I have officially turned into the candy desk girl. ...Okay, well to a point. I mean not very many people visit my desk anyways because it's out of the way but still, the candy is there in a dish for all to see. I will still probably eat most of it though.

O.C.D.ME.

Let's talk about some annoying stuff. (When I say "let's talk" I really mean I'm going to talk and your going to read). So, let's talk..

Here is something that mega bothers me - So at work, our bathroom has 3 stalls. Naturally, when you walk in and there is no one in there you walk to the last stall because the first stall is right beside the door and it's like your peeing in front of everyone. Now, just because the first stall sounds iffy, if you were to walk in and someone was already using the last stall which stall would you use? ...The first stall, no? Well of coarse you would! Why? Because the middle stall is right beside the other peeing person. It's just awkward if you go in the stall beside them and the first stall is perfectly fine.

HOWEVER there is still the odd person who will walk in while your in the last stall and go into the middle stall. Drives me bonkers. If I am in that last stall and someone walks in and sits beside me I always roll my eyes and hurry on up to get out of that situation. It's like when your on the bus/train and there are empty seats all around you but that one gross person with the stuffy nose and cough gets on and sits in the seat your in. WHY?! It's called space. And I am a stranger. I don't want to be your friend you gross leaky diseased person.

So something else that recently started bothering me.. The lady I sit beside at work. Well, technically there is a wall dividing us but that doesn't stop her. Every morning she peaks over and in her super old lady voice says "Good morning Amanda. How are you?" to which I reply "Fine. You?" (even tho I really don't care and I would rather not talk to you). And she says "Well I'm here.. ha ha.."

That doesn't sound too bad, right? Wrong. It is. It's the EXACT same speech every morning. I feel like the coyote and the sheep dog on Bugs Bunny. You know.. "Morning Sam" "Morning Ralph" and then it's on with their day. And once and a while I will be doing something and she will peak over and say "Whatcha doing?" Well lady, first, it's none of your business. Second, I'm on facebook, deal with it.

Okie Dokie, enough being angry.

So how about them Oilers... Bahahahahaha sorry, I just thought I'd be funny today. Don't you laugh when you see the name Oilers too?

I just wanted to throw that out there. I haven't had a chance to lately! Don't get me wrong, I'm not a bandwagon jumper. I can't be, I cheer for Toronto. I think you have to be prepared for a crap outcome when you choose that fate. Also, I will admit, I still cheer for the Oilers. But I'm by no means a die hard fan and I will gladly make fun of them when I get the opportunity. Always have, always will. But they will always be second on my list. Figure that one out.

So, you know what I've gotten used to and I don't much mind anymore? Having no TV at home! Let me explain. So when I had TV and nothing planned for the evening I would go home cook supper sit down turn it on and call it a night. Now I go home cook supper and find something that needs to be done! My life feels so much more productive these days. Even the days when I go home and switch on a movie or some OC I feel more productive than if I was to park it and watch TV because at least I can say I am not wasting my life watching TV. Ohhhh brother, I wish I had TV.

My weekend.

So I haven't written since January 26th. I guess ONE thing has happened since then that I can talk about! Avitarrrrrr!

Okay let me re-cap my weekend.. Friday: Well... nothing happened. Saturday: Went to the mom's for a bit and picked up those chocolates I mentioned earlier. Then proceeded to go on a wicked awesome date :) (I'm not just saying that because Blair is reading this. Actually Blair kind of smelt funny.. I didn't want to say anything tho because he wore nice slacks and looked cute. Yep.. slacks, I said it.) Nahhhh he smelt pretty decent. So we went for dinner and then to the movie. Sunday: Went for breakfast (at 2:00) with McLyndsay and then had a wicked hockey game where we kicked ass (of coarse).

So back to the movie. I'm one of them now... Everyone in the world should go see Avitar! Everyone, no exceptions. Those poor little wold vision children, I think someone should send out a DVD and a little TV and let them watch it too. (Okay, that was a little inappropriate but I'm standing by that statement!) Holly goodness, what a movie! Okay so I wasn't in a hurry to see it despite everyone in the world telling me to. I thought it would be pretty good and I would have been like oh okay that was pretty decent! But it was definitely better than decent! More like amazing! So, go watch it. Right now.

Well, I think I've caught up since I've last been around. Plus, I've actually been working lately so I don't have much time to sit and do nothing! So today I will leave you with some wicked awesome Alkaline Trio! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4K3ThV3M1Y OR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giRZRzgYFKc .. take you pick, or listen to both. They're pretty amazing either way.